I was perusing the Internet the other day when I came across a rather interesting product. I'm curious to know if any of you can guess what this product is used for.
Are you ready?
Here it is:
Are you ready?
Here it is:
Obviously it's intended to protect your butt. But under what circumstances would you most likely to be wearing a butt protector?Leave your guesses in the comments section.
Quinn
8 comments:
Obviously you must have been looking at some sort of butt products to come across this in the first place. But that's alright, I'll pretend I don't know that. Anyway, I believe it's for women in dance clubs that do those big booty dances, and if they happen to fall down they are protected. Also protected from any pinching or tush grabbing male clubbers.
Maybe it's for Bum's up? Didn't you used to play that at recess in Elementry? We did all the time. Man, those were the days.
I know I could have used one of those when I was kid! Spanking wasn't considered child abuse in our home and it sure hurt.
-Carly
I expect they keep the pants on the "flat-liners" whose belts have nothing to catch.
Sledding? Rollerblading? Horseback riding?
Paintball!!
It's a formidable defense against the butt-spike
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dory_(spear)#Butt-spike)
But in this day and age? In this global region? In this political climate? I think not.
Maybe it's inteded for all of us Aggie fans out there so when we get our butts kicked in football this year we will be better prepared.
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