- I never thought I'd be outsmarted by a babyproofed cabinet. We've had safety latches on our doors and drawers for months now. I've opened them 1,343 times, and I still forget they're there and nonchalantly pull them open only to have them yank out of my hand after an inch.
- I never thought I'd do "The Diaper Dance."
- I never thought I'd ever sniff another human being's butt (on purpose anyway). Now I do it just about every day.
- I never thought I'd ever be relieved -- excited, even -- for another human being to have a bowel movement.
Quinn
6 comments:
I think we're all going to have to see the diaper dance!
You are, apparently, forgetting a certain high-school event that involved 3 of the 4 of those. We learned a valuable lesson that day, I tell you
I am always slightly appalled at myself when I grab a booger right off a little person's nose, sans tissue.
"What's that spot?"
"Well, it's either chocolate or poo..."
consider yourself warned...the list just keeps growing as they get older.
Ummmmmmmmmmm, I can remember a couple of those when you were yet a babe !!!!
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