Dogsitting
Last weekend we dogsat my inlaws' dog. Her name is Sophie, and she has a magical colon. Regardless of how many times, or how often, or how recently, she has pooped in the backyard, she always stores a secret reserve of poop somewhere in her magic colon. So when you take her for a walk, she gets about three houses down and poops in the neighbor's yard.
This makes me wonder...
If I let the dog poop in the neighbor's yard, that makes me a bad neighbor, right?
BUT -- if I pick up the poop with a grocery bag, that makes me a good neighbor, right?
BUT -- if the bag is disgustingly smelly and I throw it in a different neighbor's garbage can -- does that make me a bad neighbor?
Quinn
4 comments:
hehe you make me laugh! Our dog had a magic colon too. But she saved the magic bits for our own basement.
poor Lassie
Quinn, you are absolutely right about the magic colon. It drives me crazy every time I take her for a walk. I can tell you which houses she will let loose at, basically three houses away from ours!! Manja
I like the dog illustration. Clearly Sophie contains an extra organ that does not appear in Lassie's cross-section. My kid also has that organ, and always manages to keep a little something in reserve.
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